- Anti Joke

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

a black man did not eat chicken.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

What's the new green? Green

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

what's black and can't swim?

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Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead