Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

I have read the terms and conditions

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Yo Momma is not fat.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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