Your mother just died.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

The WPGA tour

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

Why? Why Not?

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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