What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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I love you

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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