I can be considerate if like someone is burning to death and I was the one considerate enough to lit them on fire... Wait no, I am considerate towards my friends (which are all ladies, all men besides me are obstacles and nothing else) AAAAND my logic processor broke down. Anyway, please do me the honors, take the last message.

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What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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I like U.............................nicorns :D

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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What happened to the convict on death row? He died

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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