- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

JUST KIDDING^

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

Asian women drivers...

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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