What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

a black man did not eat chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Oh, right

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Women's rights.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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