What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

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"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

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What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

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You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

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Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

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Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

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I can be considerate if like someone is burning to death and I was the one considerate enough to lit them on fire... Wait no, I am considerate towards my friends (which are all ladies, all men besides me are obstacles and nothing else) AAAAND my logic processor broke down. Anyway, please do me the honors, take the last message.

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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