How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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