Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

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The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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What did the fish say after he

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Knock knock Come in

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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