- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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