Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

i named my son Frodo because he was little

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

richard is fag

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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