- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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