- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Sharvil has aids 4 times

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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