- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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