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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Fat? Jesse Z

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

say it ten times fast: oh

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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