Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

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Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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Alchohol.

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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Title IX

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You were born.

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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yolo your orange looks orange

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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