A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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