- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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