Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

How do you spell eight? 8

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

a black man did not eat chicken.

bryden is a faggot

A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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