What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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Good job, son.

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head! A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?" The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear. Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?" "The sucker called again!"

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Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

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POLITE NOTICE: Management Committee here. Please refrain from posting any anti-jokes which are not offensive to protected groups.

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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