- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

drew edminstin is a rat

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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