- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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