- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

What walks on it's hands My uncle

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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