Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

What african eat for christmas Sand.

Neither did she.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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