Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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7+5=12

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

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What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

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