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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Urban ghettos

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

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