How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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