- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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