- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

Hello.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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