why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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THe Election

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Daniel is a fag

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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