yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

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Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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Rush Limbaugh

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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Dwarf Shortage

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V I T A M I N C !

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