What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

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What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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Robin, get in the batmobile

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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