are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

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XD Jackass.

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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What do you get if you cross a football with Theo Walcott? A goal kick.

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A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

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Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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