A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he (assuming he bears male reproductive organs) saw some corn on the other side (using the light rays refracted primarily by his cornea onto the retina) which is his staple diet as he is a herbivorous chicken. As corn is the producer of the food chain in question and the chicken is the primary consumer, a fox being the secondary and an angry farmer being the tertiary, he needs to ingest this food source in order to obtain the glucose required to produce adenosine triphosphate by the process of aerobic respiration in the mitochondria of his chicken cells. Thus, the chicken crossed the road.

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DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

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ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. *Boom* (\ _ /) (x . x)

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phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

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Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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Caramel Boing.

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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Not a joke.

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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