Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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