- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

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