A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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Neither did she.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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