How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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anti jokes are really funny

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

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Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

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Stop procrastinating.

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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