Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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