A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

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What's the difference between Rob Schnieder and Jelly Beans? Someone besides Adam Sandler likes Jelly Beans.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

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Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

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This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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A hill billy went fishing

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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