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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Gretta has five legs? -no

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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