- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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