What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

matt is fat

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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