- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Stop procrastinating.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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