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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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