Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

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“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

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Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

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A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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