- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

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