What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

Charles Manson is innocent.

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

one morning i turned on my tv

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

Chuck Norris.

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