- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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