- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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