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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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