- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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