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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do prevent a black man from robbing your house? Lock you doors and perhaps get an up-to-date security system.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

knock knock Who's there? ...Who's there?... opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step

a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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