What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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#Getweird

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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Why? Why Not?

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What's your guys names?

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Your mother just died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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Antijokes...

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

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