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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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