- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

Steve Jobs is alive.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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