Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

KILL WHITEY

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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