What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

you see theres this guy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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