Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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Three men are stranded in a small rowboat. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. It became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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