- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

- Helen Keller

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

A blind man watches TV

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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