- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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