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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

you see theres this guy.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Why? Why Not?

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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