- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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