- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

Dwight Howard

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

im saul and i love cock

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What do I hate? people

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