Haha, I get it..

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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black chicken. kfc

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Albert your flies undone.

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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