A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Guess what? You guessed it.

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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