What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

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What do you get if you cross a football with Theo Walcott? A goal kick.

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What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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XD Jackass.

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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