Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

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a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

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what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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