- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

your mom gave me head.....phones

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

baloney sandwich

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

arena football

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

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