- Anti Joke

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

I literally died laughing

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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