what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

And you honored it I see :P

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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