Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

Your Mother

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

your mom is so fat.

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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