- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

National security?

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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