- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This isn't funny.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

the WNBA.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

My wife made me a sandwich

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