How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

batman farted so hes retarded

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

What is green and slow Grass.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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