Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Massie is a fatass

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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