- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

John lazzaro likes dick

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Robin, get in the car!

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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