- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

So, my friend David hasn't always been the sharpest tool in the shed. After all, he is a spoon.

what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. Boom (\ _ /) (x . x)

What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

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Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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