A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

Stop procrastinating.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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