- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

What is the meaning of life? 42

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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