- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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