Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

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why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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