Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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