- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

why girl die cancer

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

The Charlotte Bobcats

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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