- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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