Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

I enjoy Popcorn

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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