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What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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Dwight Howard

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i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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Haha, I get it..

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what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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