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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Suck pussy

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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