- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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