- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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