A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

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What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

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Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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