What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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The Qur'an

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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People with cancer.

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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This is an anti joke

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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