- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

black people swimming

Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Knock Knock Who's There Me

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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