Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

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how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

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What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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