What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

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What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

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Joesph Triphook.

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A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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OIO

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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I have aids

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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